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    <title>And So Can Penguins</title>
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 <title>So Fuckin&apos; What</title>
 <link>http://www.wheelscanfly.com/index.php?itemid=103</link>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 00:02:49 -0600</pubDate>
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 <title>Great Colbert Clip</title>
 <link>http://www.wheelscanfly.com/index.php?itemid=101</link>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:14:53 -0600</pubDate>
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 <title>Need one of these</title>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:16:55 -0600</pubDate>
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 <title>Dream girl/True Love</title>
 <link>http://www.wheelscanfly.com/index.php?itemid=99</link>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:30:33 -0600</pubDate>
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 <title>Timbits used in drive-by harassment: RCMP</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2007/06/27/timbit-driveby.html?ref=rss">Police in western Newfoundland said drive-by pranksters chose unusual objects to throw at an unsuspecting pedestrian: Timbits.<br />
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RCMP in Deer Lake said a passenger in a vehicle threw the popular Tim Hortons snacks at a woman who was walking on Wight's Road early Tuesday morning.<br />
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The pedestrian, 20, was not able to read the vehicle's licence plate. She described the car as bronze-coloured and resembling a Trans Am.<br />
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The incident happened around 1:30 a.m.</a><br />
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!<br />
The horror!  The humanity!<br />
I wonder if the RCMP picked them off the ground and ate them.<br />
<br />
Typical Canadiana.  Newfie drive-by's...ROFL<br />
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 <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:26:26 -0600</pubDate>
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 <title>Announcement</title>
 <link>http://www.wheelscanfly.com/index.php?itemid=97</link>
<description><![CDATA[Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a<br />
computer chip that can store and play music in women's<br />
breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599<br />
depending on size.<br />
<br />
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because<br />
women are always complaining about men staring at<br />
their breasts and not listening to them.<br />
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 <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 17:06:28 -0600</pubDate>
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 <title>420</title>
 <link>http://www.wheelscanfly.com/index.php?itemid=96</link>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:00:10 -0600</pubDate>
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 <title>My Humps</title>
 <link>http://www.wheelscanfly.com/index.php?itemid=95</link>
<description><![CDATA[I'm kinda slow, and hadn't noticed this was out.  I definitely have a new-found respect for Alanis.<br />
Maybe she can become the Canadian version of Weird Al<br />
<br />
Great lyrical and video parody to be sure<br />
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W91sqAs-_-g"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W91sqAs-_-g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>And the original:<br />
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 <pubDate>Wed, 4 Apr 2007 18:24:46 -0600</pubDate>
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 <title>myVoice Plugin Alpha</title>
 <link>http://www.wheelscanfly.com/index.php?itemid=94</link>
<description><![CDATA[I finally released an alpha version for people to test today.  It took a while to complete, as I rewrote the structure several times as I kept learning more.  Even though I spent most of my time on the configuration, I'm still not really happy with it.  I hope to integrate it better to the native MP interface in the future.   Anyway, I figure it's a good enough release to hopefully gather some more feedback on design and implementation, and any other uses I haven't thought of already.<br />
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 <category>Programming</category>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:13:05 -0600</pubDate>
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 <title>I ain&apos;t no Crack Spiders Bitch!</title>
 <link>http://www.wheelscanfly.com/index.php?itemid=93</link>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 9 Mar 2007 05:04:09 -0700</pubDate>
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