I've been thinking about renovating my place later this year. I have a spare room that I basically use as a storage room that I want to get more use out of. I started drawing up some stuff last night, and although I don't think my dimensions are correct, I'll post this stuff anyways, because I think it's cool.

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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up... and set off all the other bells.

A man got off work Friday after noon being it was friday he decided to go out for a few drinks with the boys. He didn't make it home till Sunday evening. After yelling at him for over 2 hrs his wife turned to him and said, "how would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?". He thought about it for a moment and said, "that would be fine with me". Monday came he didn't see his wife, Tuesday came he didn't see his wife, but by Wednsday the swelling had subsided enough, he could see her out of the corner of his right eye.
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A young catholic boy was riding his bike when he was hit by a car going about 60k/h. A little old lady sees this and runs to the boys side, she says to him "the ambulance is on its way, would you like me to call for a priest?". The boy looks up at her and says "no thank you, sex is the last thing on my mind right now".

I'm finally back safe and sound. Things were certainly interesting. The trip took me to Munich, Dresden, Weimar, Doemitz, and Duesseldorf. Almost around the whole country.

Below are some pics

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... I think we are in trouble. I believe I'm not on the net for about an hour a day.

See the attached Toronto Star article.

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I'm headed to Dueseldorf today. Not looking forward to the 7+ hour flight. Hopefully I don't get a cramped seat, and lose my leg or something. At least I'm not just a torso, so I should be strapped in well. I plan on having a few beers before the flight, as well as during, as it should help me sleep. If you hear of someone taking a crap in the service cart, you can guess who it is. I've got some snacks, water, a couple of books and a gig of music to help me through it. Check back in this space as I'll try and add some pics when I get a chance.

As many of my Irish friends know (or should), today is the anniversary of the first newspaper article about "the blight", more popularly referred to as the Irish Potato Famine.

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