Police in western Newfoundland said drive-by pranksters chose unusual objects to throw at an unsuspecting pedestrian: Timbits.

RCMP in Deer Lake said a passenger in a vehicle threw the popular Tim Hortons snacks at a woman who was walking on Wight's Road early Tuesday morning.

The pedestrian, 20, was not able to read the vehicle's licence plate. She described the car as bronze-coloured and resembling a Trans Am.

The incident happened around 1:30 a.m.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The horror! The humanity!
I wonder if the RCMP picked them off the ground and ate them.

Typical Canadiana. Newfie drive-by's...ROFL

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a
computer chip that can store and play music in women's
breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599
depending on size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.

I'm kinda slow, and hadn't noticed this was out. I definitely have a new-found respect for Alanis.
Maybe she can become the Canadian version of Weird Al

Great lyrical and video parody to be sure

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I finally released an alpha version for people to test today. It took a while to complete, as I rewrote the structure several times as I kept learning more. Even though I spent most of my time on the configuration, I'm still not really happy with it. I hope to integrate it better to the native MP interface in the future. Anyway, I figure it's a good enough release to hopefully gather some more feedback on design and implementation, and any other uses I haven't thought of already.

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